Construction Workers Gifts

You've Got Nail!

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

"A toast to you dam builders, with water from the reservoir."

"We have a new and cunning plan - we're going to inject the Soil with Viagra."

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Heavy Traffic.

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

'What am I going to do now that I've won the lottery? Stay in the contracting until it runs out.'

Timber preservation

Construction Ahead Detour.

"I can't read, but I've seen that sign before! From what I can gather, it means that only one person can work at any one time..."

'Barrier Free Public Restroom.'

"Who knew that solar panels are made from chocolate?"

Men Not At Work Sign

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Please don't pet me I'm working....

'Storm'

"We respect you!"

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Travel Agent - Building not finished

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Danger

On the ground floor there's a fast food restaurant...and my bulimic sister lives on the first floor. So take that, it's for your own protection.

Egyptian slaves using a giant spade.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Men Slacking

"We have some architects in our colony."

Steamroller funeral.

Yawn. Men at Work. Go ahead and take a little nap --- I'll cover for you.

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

We prefer "kitchen surface installers." not "counter-fitters."

"Zzzzz... Zzzzzz... Cats working"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."