Contract Worker Gifts

Contractor Ants

'Someone accidentally deleted the data you've been inputting. Looks like I'll have to hire you temps full time.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"Yes, I've got a temporary contract. Why do you ask?"

Jobless and Hungry Beggar tosses a coin to the Contract Worker.

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Pipe Dream.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Tool Box

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'I found the termites!'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

God's Subcontractors

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'