Console Crazy Pillows

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Internet Cafe.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

The Royal Wii.

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

Gamers

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Cool game!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

"When is it my turn?"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"