Console Crazy Gifts

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Internet Cafe.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Cool game!"

Gamers

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"When is it my turn?"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."