Consent Gifts

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

Group Think Time

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Collective Psyche

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Tuesday, 2022

Sportswasher's

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'Pick a business card.'

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

"Psychiatric convention"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Star Wars convention...

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"Since we are all swamped, I've decided to bring in a consultant."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'