Consent Champion Gifts

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

"Baby it's cold outside..."

No means no

Leadership suits you

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

COP26

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Orange Bengal Tiger

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

A polar bear holds a press conference.

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

Toastquest!

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Access Assessments

Corporate Lawyers

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

GDPR compliant

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Looks like I do dishes again.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

How to choose...

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.