Consent Champion Pillows

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

Yes Means Yes

"Baby it's cold outside..."

No means no

Leadership suits you

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

COP26

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Orange Bengal Tiger

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

A polar bear holds a press conference.

Toastquest!

Access Assessments

Corporate Lawyers

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

GDPR compliant

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Looks like I do dishes again.

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

How to choose...