Consent Culture Advocates Gifts

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Clubbing

Woman Life Freedom

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

Hijab ban in Educational Institutions

"Guys, I don't think that's gonna increase the number of Latinos on TV."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

African-American Easter Egg

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

'Call my manager and we will work something out.'

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

'You need to be more accessible to your employees... so you'll need to get rid of the moat.'

"What do you mean 'Get her to stop'?...Your baby's a human being and she already has things she wants to tell you. Crying is the only language she knows. Just hold her tell her 'I hear you'...and grow a thicker skin! Baby tears aren't little grenades, loser!"

May I propose a political theory? Not now, dear. I shouldn't even have to ask you Snookums. If I've got a theory about the world, I should just be able to say it. That's part of being in a relationship. I should be able to talk and know that you're going to listen to me. I'm still pontificating! Come back here!!!

"Baby it's cold outside..."

Roadmap to peace between Israel & Palestine

"Someday we'll name our sport teams after you!"

'Viewers are warned that the following programme contains bad sign language.'

'Would you mind turning your radio down?'

'Artistic it might have been, but those sort of films ought to be banned.'

"Look...this says Latinos in the United States face a lot of challenges. Our community needs you!"

"Is there something you'd like to talk about, Gerald?"