Ethical Considerations Gifts

No Starlets Were Harmed

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Corporate Ethics Department, how may I help you?

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

The Price of Freedom

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."