Convention Gifts

'Pick a business card.'

'I can't believe everybody isn't camping out to get in first.'

"Is this the sign in for the ophthalmology convention?"

Inclusive speech

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Government and Opposition

2016 election squabbles!

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Count on the People

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

Star Wars convention...

"Psychiatric convention"

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'