Medical Conventions Gifts

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Gross."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Time for your pills.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

2016 election squabbles!

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Infected Macron

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Count on the People

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

'Pick a business card.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Psychiatric convention"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

Healthy Eating Casualties

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

Celebration in operating theatre.