Medical Conventions Mugs

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Gross."

'Time for your pills.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

2016 election squabbles!

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Infected Macron

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

'Pick a business card.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"He detects disease."

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Healthy Eating Casualties

"Psychiatric convention"