Consent Pillows

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Piracy on a boating lake

Science fiction fans on other planets

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Collective Psyche

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

Tuesday, 2022

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Sportswasher's

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'Pick a business card.'

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

Star Wars convention...

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

"Psychiatric convention"

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

"Since we are all swamped, I've decided to bring in a consultant."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"This is Bernard, our new management consultant. He is going to be responsible for draining the lifeblood out of staff in a relentless attempt to reach increasingly unachievable and meaningless targets."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'