Conscience Pillows

'I know the difference between right and wrong, Hargrove; but I'm also aware of the similarities.'

What would Jesus Do

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

Tuesday, 2022

Sportswasher's

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'To be or not to be - well yes, but what about coma, trance, vegetative states, reincarnation, near death experience, cryogenics?'

Dispatched

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Black Lives Matter

Neurotic stupidity: 'If you start granting amnesty to people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following their conscience.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

"I can't believe he gave our organization such a large donation, especially since we are no longer tax deductible."

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

Neighbourhood watch with mother

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'Say cheese.'

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

Don't get cocky - He "followed" me, too.

Stephen Harper: "Look, I'm glad you asked me about that. Niqab, Niqab, Niqab, Openness. Niqab."

"If you grant amnesty to people following their conscience everyone will follow his conscience."

"I work for a defense company designing monstrous ways to kill people, but one afternoon a year, I volunteer at a soup kitchen to balance the scales."

Down and Outs

"He's off to a fancy-dress party. He's going as a care bear."

Record Floods.