Social Conscience Pillows

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'Say cheese.'

'There's so much poverty, misery and injustice in the world and it's such hard work to ignore it all!'

"He's off to a fancy-dress party. He's going as a care bear."

'You don't know how much I envy you? You went into social work and I ended up in the city. You do an IMPORTANT job, people respect you, but me. What do I have?'

'Why's your sign blank?' - 'It's my day off'

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

Tuesday, 2022

Sportswasher's

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Statue of Christopher Columbus

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

What would Jesus Do

Neighbourhood watch with mother

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

"Since you have not responded to the emails requesting a donation, I thought I would bring them to you in person."

'Levi! Think of the environment!'

"Of course I'm socially engaged! I commented on a story about child labour with a sad emoticon!"

"The top two drawers are for insurance purposes, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.'"

Sardines

"The Smiths have got more Ukrainians than us."

Sorry

'Big Issue,miss?'

'I am so far out of touch with the needy that I don't even know where to find them.'

Words DO hurt. Case in point: "BUM." ? ?

Avoiding a Beggar