Social Conscientious Pillows

Teen drinking

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

Democracy In Action

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

Investments: 'We now offer 'social conscience' funds and 'corporate ethics' funds'.

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

"Since you have not responded to the emails requesting a donation, I thought I would bring them to you in person."

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

'Say cheese.'

"The top two drawers are for insurance purposes, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.'"

"Of course I'm socially engaged! I commented on a story about child labour with a sad emoticon!"

Heartless

'Big Issue,miss?'

Sardines

"The Smiths have got more Ukrainians than us."

Minnesota Rises

'I am so far out of touch with the needy that I don't even know where to find them.'

Avoiding a Beggar

'I'll have to go - some-one's knocking at the door.'

Can't decide what to do. Need coin to toss.

"Did you get what you wanted for Christmas?"

'You're lucky...I can't even afford a pen!'

'You don't know how much I envy you? You went into social work and I ended up in the city. You do an IMPORTANT job, people respect you, but me. What do I have?'