Connoisseur Of Reds Gifts

'My new boos is 25--I've got Barolos older than that.'

'A cheeky red?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Man...You age great!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Redhead

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Malty tasking.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Next Round Indicator

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Red Wine

Wine of the Day Club

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

You are simply the Greatest

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Beer Lunch

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

Silly News.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"You order the microbrew?"

Man tries to remove a cocktail umbrella.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.