Connoisseur Of Reds Prints

'My new boos is 25--I've got Barolos older than that.'

'A cheeky red?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Man...You age great!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Redhead

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Malty tasking.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Red Wine

You are simply the Greatest

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Wine of the Day Club

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Silly News.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

Beer Lunch

"You order the microbrew?"

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

Man tries to remove a cocktail umbrella.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.