Connoisseur Of Reds And Whites Gifts

'How can you tell a red wine from a white?'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

bird interprets modern art

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Creative Baby.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'