Black-and-white Enthusiast Gifts

Due to budget cuts the zoo can only show animals in black and white.

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

TV jester.

TV-Man

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Child hooking into a television

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Instant art

Exhibition of Paint Colors.