Connoisseur Of Reds And Whites T-Shirts

'How can you tell a red wine from a white?'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

bird interprets modern art

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"He's an abstract artist."

Creative Baby.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Instant art

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Dadgum this color blindness."