Connectivity Conundrum Gifts

"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Cellphone Islands

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Desert wifi

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Rustic Campgrounds.

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'I love my mobile.'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.

"Two bars—how about you?"

"What a nightmare...no signal!"

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'