Connectivity Conundrum T-Shirts

"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Cellphone Islands

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Desert wifi

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Rustic Campgrounds.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'I love my mobile.'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

"Two bars—how about you?"

"What a nightmare...no signal!"

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

'I'm not jumping ... this is the only WiFi hotspot in the building.'