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"Two bars—how about you?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Cellphone Islands

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Everywhere the Wi-Fi reaches is our kingdom."

WiFi Signals

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

Wi-Fi

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

HUAWEI 5G

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Desert wifi

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

'Internet access... internet access....'

Rustic Campgrounds.

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Godot finally turns up

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'I love my mobile.'

"Come home when the internet's back on."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."