Connectivity Conundrum Solver Gifts

"Did you leave your phone in airplane mode again?"

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Communication Breakdowns

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

'How'll we handle this?'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

Smart phone Problems