Calculating Conundrum Solver Gifts

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"I'll give you a moment."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

Damned if you do...

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'What's excessive-times-a-trillion-divided-by-two?'

Life irritates art

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Computer Support Line