Conceptual Conundrum Solver Gifts

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

"I'll give you a moment."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Damned if you do...

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Life irritates art

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't