Contract Conundrum Solver Gifts

'The break clause in section three concerns me. What do you mean by 'On a whim with little/no warning'?'

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Communication Breakdowns

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Damned if you do...

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

'How'll we handle this?'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart

'I thought that there had been 2 world wars, but this says 11.'

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

Smart phone Problems

'Your Financial Institution No Longer Exists.'