Logic Conundrum Solver Gifts

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"I'll give you a moment."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Life irritates art

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Erno Rubik at home.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

Secateurs and non-secateurs

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."