Logic Conundrum Solver Mugs

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

"I'll give you a moment."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Damned if you do...

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

Secateurs and non-secateurs

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'