Circuit Conundrum Solver Gifts

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Erno Rubik at home.

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

'What's excessive-times-a-trillion-divided-by-two?'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Computer Support Line