Curly Conundrum Solver Gifts

"I'm not sure I'm going to like it curly. Can you just give me a temp?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

Oedipus

Tech support...can I help you!

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

King completes rubik's cube.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"I'll give you a moment."

Cryptologists Anonymous

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Damned if you do...

Attitude Counselor.

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Wordplay: Fertilizer.