Connection Conundrum Solver Gifts

2G Technology

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Communication Breakdowns

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Damned if you do...

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'How'll we handle this?'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

Smart phone Problems