Cog Conundrum Solver Gifts

"I'm worried about business in this country."

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Life irritates art

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Computer Support Line