Connectivity Conundrum Solver Pillows

"Did you leave your phone in airplane mode again?"

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Communication Breakdowns

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'How'll we handle this?'

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

Smart phone Problems

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart