Current Conundrum Solver Pillows

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Life irritates art

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

Computer Support Line

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"