Conflict Conundrum Solver Pillows

'I thought that there had been 2 world wars, but this says 11.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Can do...No can do

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Large Emoticon Collider

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

UNFADED GLORY

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

Sulk Shows

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"He excels at putting out fires."

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"