Cost Conundrum Solver Pillows

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Damned if you do...

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Hard of Hearing Institute.

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

Computer Support Line

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"