Cost Conundrum Solver T-Shirts

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Life irritates art

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

Computer Support Line