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"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Can do...No can do

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Communication Breakdowns

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

Damned if you do...

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

'How'll we handle this?'

Over eating...don't do it.

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart

'I thought that there had been 2 world wars, but this says 11.'

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'