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'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Bad for you but to die for

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Tech support...can I help you!

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

Computer Support Line

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

Over eating...don't do it.

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.