Coupon Conundrum Solver Gifts

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Bad for you but to die for

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Tech support...can I help you!

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"I'll give you a moment."

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Life irritates art

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

Computer Support Line

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

Over eating...don't do it.

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.