Cash Conundrum Solver Gifts

'Your Financial Institution No Longer Exists.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

Tech support...can I help you!

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Damned if you do...

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

UK Economy

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

'Dollar'

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."