Corporate Conundrum Solver T-Shirts

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'

Communication Breakdowns

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Damned if you do...

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'How'll we handle this?'

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."