Connections Appreciator T-Shirts

Heaven Has VIP

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Just say the word and I'll love you."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Lovers greeting each other

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'Male and Female He created them.'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'You guys are real friends!'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"Have you got it in beige?"

McHappy

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."