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The Rabbit and the Frog

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Final words on gravestones.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

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Attention Span Man

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

Bar Therapy

'How are we spelling Dear?'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

Couple in Grey

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

Man sleeps instead of reading 'The Art of Listening.'