Connections Appreciator Mugs

Heaven Has VIP

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

Late-Onset Epiphany

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

"Just say the word and I'll love you."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Lovers greeting each other

'Male and Female He created them.'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'You guys are real friends!'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"Have you got it in beige?"

McHappy

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'Come on, I did it for you...'