Casual Connection Appreciator Mugs

"Just say the word and I'll love you."

Sauvignon Bonk

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Couple in Grey

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'Good morning Miss...'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Tunnel of like

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'You guys are real friends!'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

Heaven Has VIP

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

I think the couch potatoes are going to make you their poster boy. Only if they send a photographer over --- I'm not moving.

McHappy

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Come on, I did it for you...'

'All right, I'll fight you if you insist, but I hope we can be friends afterwards.'

"I heard it and you know it! You were purring when the puppy was playing with you and licking your face!"

It's always nice to get together with other cartoon animals and compare notes

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"