Connection Guru Gifts

I didn't say being a successful plumber is about who you know. I said you need to have the right connections.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

"National security adviser"

Create some buzz!

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

The Thinker. The Listener

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Never ending to do list

'My market doesn't understand me.'

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

'Lost Diary'