Connected But Not Reached Pillows

"Well, I don't know if she got the emails, texts, tweets and snaps I sent. Guess I'll walk next door and ask her."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Who can we call?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

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"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Cable Bill.

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

Mobile Phones

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Unplugged.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Symbiotic Connections

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

Ski cannon.

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